Allons-y Mes Amis.

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

they saw the chance

they took the chance

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????

most accurate post on tumblr

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missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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hrhblaine:

#LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BOUT THIS RUDE ASS MOVIE #IF YOU HADN’T READ THE BOOK PRIOR TO SEEING THIS HEART SHATTERING MASTERPIECE #YOURE IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT #THEY GET YOU SO ATTACHED TO THESE TWO KIDS YOU END UP SHIPPING THEM UNCONSCIOUSLY #AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU PLANNING THEIR WEDDING, THE MOVIE THROWS A KINK IN YOUR DREAMS #AND BY ‘KINK’ I MEAN LESLIE’S DEAD BODY FLOATING IN THE RIVER OF JESSE’S TEARS