ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life
That’s an orange
Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
yeah you have to be a real history buff to know about the obscure irish potato famine
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
Everyone deserves not just to survive, but to live.